- The Star Wars movies may have come to an end, but the Star Wars universe lives on in many forms, including video games, novels, comic-books, and in a few years, TV shows. In 2007, we will get a 3D animation Star Wars TV show based during the Clone Wars. In 2008, we will get a live-action Star Wars TV show set between episode 3 and episode 4 (also known as the jedi purge.)

I have some hopes for both of these shows (namely that George Lucas isnt writing or directing either of them), but I have serious issues with the live-action TV show. I think filming a TV show that takes place between episode 3 and episode 4 is a remarkably bad idea. The new live-action show will suffer from the same problem that episode 1 through 3 suffered from. We already know the outcome of any major plot-point included in the TV show, so there will be very little suspense. I suppose filming between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope will allow them to include a few cameo appearances, like Yoda, Boba Fett, Darth Sidious (Ian McDiarmid is considered a minor actor, I suspect he would gladly do the new TV show) and Darth Vader, but it just doesnt seem enough to me. I doubt they could get Ewan McGregor to make a cameo. He still considers himself a major celebrity, even though his star is clearly fading.

If the new TV show sticks to Star Wars canon, then the show must include very few, if any jedi, and those jedi must get bumped-off as the show progresses. Maybe this idea, above all others, is why I object to a Star Wars TV show set during the jedi purge. To me, Star Wars is just your typical sci-fi setting, no different than Star Trek, Aliens, etc..but when you add jedi into the mix, when you add the concept of the force into the Star Wars universe, then Star Wars gains a greater purpose. It becomes mystical, even spiritual in nature, and makes you reflect upon ideas and concepts greater than yourself. This is when Star Wars truly shines. A Star Wars TV show without jedi just isnt Star Wars to me. Would I still watch the show? Very likely, but I wouldnt get "into it" like I did the six Star Wars movies.

I think it would be far better, and more entertaining to base the new live-action TV show after Episode 6. In fact, I would place it exactly 25 years after episode 6 (1983 + 25 = 2008). Then you would have a whole new plot to follow, which creates the suspense that was sorely missing in episodes 1, 2 and 3. There are also plenty of characters who could perform walk-ons, and their appearance due to aging would be completely justified. Mark Hamill, Carrie Fischer, and Billy Dee Williams, just to name a few, would crawl on their hands and knees to George Lucas, begging him to allow them to appear in a new Star Wars TV show. I think many actors who have appeared in Star Wars have grown to resent being in it, since it usually over-shadows everything they do following it, but most actors would give their right arm to appear in another Star Wars project, due to the publicity it creates for them. Alas, they could never get Harrison Ford to make a cameo. He despises Star Wars, and never appears in anything unless he is the biggest star in the show. Harrison Ford is an ego-maniac, and he has a mid-life crisis every five years.

Think of it...how much fun would it be to watch Mark Hamill train a new cadre of Jedi knights, only to have one of the new Jedi turn to the dark-side of the force, and take over the galaxy! Perhaps Luke faces off against this new Sith lord, gets his butt kicked, and one of Luke's apprentices saves the galaxy instead. I know it's horribly contrived, but that is exactly the kind of thing Star Wars fans are hoping to see in a new TV show.

Here is an interview with Steve Sansweet, one of the honchos at Lucasfilm, talking about the new TV shows. Oh sure, I just spoiled most of the interview, but I am including it anyhow, for those of you who need to read official word of the new shows:
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/694/694283p1.html

- The ten greatest accidental discoveries:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.03/start.html?pg=3

- I use to watch the TV show Deadwood on HBO. I gave up on it half-way through it's second season. No show in the history of television uses more foul-language than Deadwood. Every character on the show is greedy, dirty, and violent. Even the main character, sheriff Seth Bullock, the only possible "good guy" on the show, cheats on his wife. Maybe I am too old-fashioned, but I can't watch a show unless I can relate to some of the characters.

Three interesting historical points about Deadwood:

1. Seth Bullock became a major player in American politics during the early stages of the 20th century. He became close friends with Teddy Roosevelt, and was appointed Secretary of the Interior, back when being Secretary of the Interior meant something.
2. Wyatt Earp traveled to Deadwood, and lived their for a short time. He and Seth Bullock, despite being on the same side of the law, became enemies. Bullock supposedly ran Wyatt out of Deadwood.
3. Mark Twain visited Deadwood in 1877.

Here is an article explaining the historically accurate and inaccurate details of the show. Make sure to also read page two of the website, as it might contain information even more interesting than the first page of the website:
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/WE-DeadwoodHBO.html

- Ten obscure facts about Albert Einstein:
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/19980907140525data_trunc_sys.shtml

- Yesterday people in the Big Easy celebrated Fat Tuesday. I was happy to see revelers and drunkards once again meandering Bourbon street. A much lesser known, but equally important holiday always follows three days after Fat Tuesday...Skinny Friday. Created by the twice-martyred St. Swithins, the patron saint of putting all your eggs in one basket, Skinny Friday is mainly a holiday for poor college students who cannot afford a trip to New Orleans, and for people who work weekday hours but simply cannot spend the time necessary to visit New Orleans. On Skinny Friday, many years ago, St. Swithins led all swizel sticks off of all international flights. Truly a momentous day in human history, and one worthy of celebration.

Coincidentally, catholics do revere an actual person by the name of Saint Swithins. Here is a wikipedia article with information about the real Saint Swithins:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Swithun

- For the past two years, I have used this website to make predictions about who will win the Oscars. My first year of predictions was uncannily accurate, but last year I made a fool of myself with bold, unreasoned predictions. Well, this year there will be no predictions. I am sick of Hollywood, and their twisted politics. I refuse to honor them with Academy award predictions. Four of the five movies up for best picture represent a vile, disturbing morality which I cannot accept. You want Oscar predictions? Read the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, or better yet, ask someone standing by your company's water-cooler. When Hollywood starts making movies the American people want to see, instead of movies Hollywood wants the American people to see, then I will return to making Oscar predictions. The following article, written by a columnist at the National Review, explains that not only are these movies leftist trash, but they are also down-right lousy movies:
http://www.nationalreview.com/blyth/blyth200602240809.asp

- The average American lives to the age of 75 (when averaging the life-span for men and women. Women live slightly longer than men.) You will spend roughly 1/3 of that time sleeping. That means you will spend about 25 of your 75 years in an unconscious state. I have always found the concept of sleep to be inherently unfair. You only get so much time on this planet and spending 1/3 of it unconscious just doesnt sit well with me. I want that time back! Soon, if scientists have their way, I may get some of that time back. According to the following article, scientists are on the verge of creating drugs which would allow you to avoid sleep, and remain perfectly healthy. Imagine how much you could get done each day if you got those 8 hours back?
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13507653,00.html

- How famous companies decided upon their company name:
http://deliberately-different.blogspot.com/2006/02/how-they-named-companies.html

- The top 500 busiest websites on the internet:
http://www.alexa.com/site/ds/top_sites?ts_mode=global&lang=none

- Here is a comprehensive list of Republican celebrities. I can confirm some of these people as Republicans, but many I cannot. Perhaps a better way to describe this list is of celebrities who arent really liberals:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republican_celebrities

- My brother totaled his car a few weeks ago. He emerged without a scratch (thank goodness), but now he needs a new car. My family always buys American cars. My entire immediate family was born in Detroit. Two of my four grandparents worked for the automobile industry. I have over 100 relatives in Detroit, and the American automobile industry employs a good portion of them...in short, my family has a genetic obligation to buy American cars. The problem is, what exactly defines a car as American? Is it a car that is built by a company that originated in America, or is it a car that was actually manufactured in the United States? Pehaps it is a combination of the two. Here is a list of all the automobiles currently manufactured in the United States. This list use to be much longer:
http://www.uaw.org/uawmade/cartruck2006.cfm

- In December, I bought a new cell-phone. I purchased the Motorola/Verizon RAZR V3c. It's razor-thin, and has a very futuristic look to it. A friend of mine bought the black version of the RAZR, which is provided by Cingular. My phone is charcoal grey, and I am horribly jealous of the "Black Razor" (inside joke for those who roleplay with me.)

The Verizon version of the RAZR has an abhorrent user interface. For the past few weeks, I have been researching how to change the firmware (the software that runs my cell-phone) to the standard Motorola software that comes with non-Verizon RAZRs. A few days ago, I finally took the leap, and "flashed" (uploaded software) my phone to the official Motorola software. I knowingly voided the warranty doing this, but I dont care. I want my phone cutting-edge, and I wont settle for inferior software. Unfortunately, my phone lost the ability to send/receive pictures and I lost internet access. I soon fixed both of those problems by editing the hexadecimal code inherently stored in the phone. The phone now works better than Verizon had intended it to. I get better reception, the battery lasts longer, and the phone is no longer saddled with a pathetic user interface.

I did all this thanks to a wonderful little website called Howard's Forums. It is, by far, the busiest messageboard on the internet related to mobile phone technology. If you have any questions whatsoever about cell-phones, go to the following website, and I guarantee you will find the answers you seek:
http://www.howardforums.com

- In 1986, Frank Miller crafted the greatest written comic book ever (IMO), Dark Knight Returns. He has written several other Batman-related comic books in the past 20 years, but none of them comes even close to Dark Knight Returns. Miller is currently writing a Batman comic-book I am sure to purchase. Batman takes on Al-Qaeda! The comic will be called Batman: Holy Terror, and is due to hit the stores in 2007.

The comic book industry has a history of placing fictional super-heroes against real-world villains. Superman and Captain America regularly duked it out with Nazis. Iron Man comics from the 60s, 70s and 80s are loaded with cold war villains. I think its completely appropriate for Batman to go after terrorists. If Al-Qaeda led an attack on Gotham, Batman would certainly go after the perpetrators. Read more about the new comic at the following link:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1616836&page=1

- Once or twice a week for lunch, I eat a sandwich at a Subway's shop close to my work. I have been cutting back on the frequency in which I visit this particular Subway shop, because the Diet Coke I order doesnt taste as good as the Diet Coke I order from other fast-food places. Now I know why the soda tastes bad at this particular Subways:
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25442

- Another step closer to a hyper-drive:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/06/hyperdrive/

- Scientists in a remote part of New Guinea have discovered over 100 new animal and plant species. Dont we live in the 21st century? Havent we covered every inch of this planet by now? How is this possible? When I read an article like this, I feel like I am some kind of 19th century British aristocrat, learning for the first time about some nut named Darwin and his crazy boating trip off the coast of South America:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002789051_lostworld07.html

- To continue the discussion I started in my last update, truly random numbers are almost impossible to achieve. Did you know that if you analyze large sets of data from many human-created resources, the number 1 will tend to appear as the first digit in the number, roughly 30% of the time? For example, if you measured the area of each river basin for every river on our planet, 30% of the time the first number appearing in the measurement of each river basin would be a 1. At any given time, if you look at all the prices of stocks for the Dow Jones industrial average over a given day, then nearly 1/3rd of the time the first digit in the price of that stock will be a 1. Look at the populations for the world's 1000 largest cities, and the number 1 will appear roughly 30% of the time for a given digit in the population. This phenomenon is known as Benford's Law, named after the physicist Frank Benford, who in 1938 discovered that human beings tend to favor the number 1 in their statistical record-keeping, even when a human-being is consciously trying to be as honest as possible with recording numbers. The IRS and enforcement officials use Benford's Law to expose tax-cheats and accounting frauds. Read the following article for a much better explanation:
http://www.rexswain.com/benford.html

- More number "1" goodness...before the advent of cable television, your typical television carried channels 2 to 13, and occassionally a few more channels between 14 to 60, depending on where you lived. How come no one ever used Channel 1? It seems to me that Channel 1 would have been the most coveted channel to broadcasters. Well, here's why broadcasters never used Channel 1:
http://www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon971031/skinnyon.html

- How to detect a two-way mirror. When I walk through a department store, I notice the many mirrors littered throughout the store. Obviously a department store has lots of mirrors so customers can look at the merchandise from a different point of view, but I have always wondered how many of those mirrors have a security camera behind them. Now I will know:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blmirror.htm

- Do you peruse internet messageboards? Most people with internet access read some sort of online forum to discuss common interests or hobbies. Here is a huge list of the busiest messageboards on the internet. I noticed theforce.net messageboards are in the top 20. When the prequel movies were released last year, I was a constant contributor to theforce.net forums.
http://rankings.big-boards.com/

- Businesses, schools, and of course the government employ webcams to monitor activity within their areas. Many of these webcams, whether the owner knows it or not, are exposed to the internet, for everyone to see. The following link provides live access to webcams all over the world, for your viewing pleasure. These arent voyeur webcams for spying on the private lives of people in their homes, or for even more risque endeavours. These are simply webcams situated on top of buildings, on street-lamps, or inside of public places. Its kind of fun to watch the typical hussle and bussle on a city street, or a university campus:
http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php?seewhat=rated&country=&showmode=standard&screen=1

- The last ice age ended roughly 10,000 years ago, and humanity barely survived it. Since then, human beings have lived in a temperate climate which has allowed us to thrive, but there have been slight changes to the climate during those 10,000 years. From the years 1300 AD to 1850 AD the earth suffered through what scientists have termed a "Little Ice Age." The average global temperature dropped four degrees during this time-span. This may not sound like much, but even a few degrees change in temperature had a profound effect on a civilization which had yet to discover practical applications of electricity, heating or locomotion. Don't believe me? Don't believe the earth suffered a miniature ice age a few hundred years ago? Let me offer this as proof...remember the famous painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware river? If you recall, the river is full of ice, and it's one of the reasons why the crossing was so dangerous. Well, the Delaware river hasn't had ice in it for over 200 years! It never freezes over. The following article gives further details about the Little Ice Age. Oh, and here's a link to the famous Washington painting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/a/tac202/images/Washington.jpg

- Random numbers are a staple of any video game. You swing a sword at a dragon, and the computer generates a randon number to determine if you hit. A baseball pitcher throws a ball over home-plate, but the ball doesnt go straight down the middle. During a game of Tetris, blocks fall down the screen with seemingly no predictability. How does a purely logical machine, like a computer, which works on the principles of 1's and 0's, generate random numbers? There is nothing random inside a computer. Computers don't actually generate random numbers, they generate pseudo-random numbers. These numbers appear random to you and I, but in fact, there is a pattern to them, if you know the key. The whole process is much easier than you would think. Follow this link to learn more:
http://computer.howstuffworks.com/question697.htm

- The top ten most popular myths in science. You might want to think twice about letting your cat or dog lick your face, and Elaine really should have avoided muffins with poppy seeds:
http://www.livescience.com/bestimg/?url=myths_gumballs_03.jpg&cat=myths

- Are you getting less spam in your Inbox? Bill Gates promised two years ago to find ways of thwarting spammers. According to the following article, spamming has finally died down:
http://technology.guardian.co.uk/online/insideit/story/0,13270,1684044,00.html

- A bit of advice to democratic members of the Senate Judiciary committee...if you want to succeed with the public, DON'T MAKE THE NOMINEE'S WIFE CRY! Good lord, is there a more disgusting group of politicians than the democrats on the judiciary committee? Biden and Kennedy actually make it easier for Georgie to get his nominees to the senate floor:
http://bench.nationalreview.com/

- Canadians will have national elections next week, and the Conservative party is on the verge of taking back the government. They haven't been in power since 1993. This is very good news for us. Perhaps the Canucks will give us more support for the war on terror, and allow us to monitor their airspace for inter-ballistic missiles, which they denied us a few years ago. One caveat though; the Tories had a lead in the polls a few days before the last national elections, and still lost, but this time they appear to have a larger lead, and more momentum at the end:
Canadian elections

- During conversations regarding religion, science or technology, you may have heard me glibly say the following, "E=MC2 is my religion, Bill Gates is my god." I truly love Microsoft and most of their products. I am not one of the raving anti-Microsoft computer nerds who takes every opportunity they can find to bash Mr. Gates and his wonderful company.

In 1998, Microsoft released Internet Explorer, and quickly over-took Netscape as the most popular web-browser. I used Internet Explorer religiously for the past 7 years, but now I have made a switch. Starting last month, I began using Mozilla's web-browser, Firefox 1.5. It is, without a doubt, the best web-browser on the market. It's completely free, and highly customizable (even more so than Internet Explorer.) Since it is an open-source product, this means that any programmer can write code to expand the functionality of the web-browser. Here is a list of other reasons to use Firefox 1.5:

1. It runs faster than Internet Explorer.
2. It allows tabbed-browsing, so you can have multiple webpages open at one time, but only have one instance of Firefox open, thus saving you space on your Windows taskbar.
3. It is much more secure than Internet Explorer. It is almost impossible to put spyware, malware, or viruses onto your machine via Firefox 1.5.
4. Thousands of developers are making new programs that can run inside of Firefox, and expand its capabilities.

A year ago, about 1% of the internet community used Firefox. Now, roughly 10% of internet-cruising is done via Firefox. Among IT professionals, over 50% use Firefox. Large companies, like Google and Dell, have started to throw their weight behind Firefox. I highly recommend you give it a try. Download it at the following location:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/

If you dont care for Firefox, you can always give Opera 9.0 a try. Opera is also a free open-source web-browser. I think its interface is slicker than both Firefox and Internet Explorer. Opera offers tabbed-browsing, just like Firefox. However, I dont user Opera very often because it isnt completely compatible with all web-pages, and it runs a touch slower than Firefox. Overall, I still think Opera is a better web-browser than Internet Explorer:
http://snapshot.opera.com/windows/w90p1.html

- Now to go along with your new web-browser, try one of the following internet start pages, based on the concept of "Web 2.0" technology. Web 2.0 is a new way of writing webpages. Most webpages use "push technology" meaning they push content onto your web-browser, whether you want the content or not. Web 2.0 based webpages use the concept of "pull technology." These webpages allow you to decide what actually appears on the webpage, where it appears on the webpage, and how much of it appears on the webpage. For example, I use Google's Start Page as the home page for my web-browser. Within that page, I see all headlines for the newest articles from Fox News, The National Review, digg.com (a fantastic technology blogsite), Stock quotes, Phoenix weather updates, ESPN headlines, and new e-mail messages to my Gmail account. All of these options were picked by me, placed anywhere on the webpage by me, and I decided how much content would appear in each section. Give the following free start pages a try:

http://www.google.com/ig
http://www.netvibes.com
http://webserver001.goowy.com/login.aspx?ReturnUrl=%2fsecure%2femail.aspx
http://www.cfempire.com/home/
http://www.protopage.com/v2

- A few weeks ago I mentioned the bookmark sharing website, del.icio.us. I promised to put all my bookmarks on this site, so my friends can share them. I have completed the task. Here is a link to all my bookmarks. I use most of these bookmarks everyday, and some I use several times a day:
http://del.icio.us/greymarch

- This guy is closer to being Tony Stark than I am! (Then again, who isnt.) He has functioning boot jets!
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/safety/detail_page.cgi?ID=613

- A review of the market-share for personal computers from the past 30 years. By my count, I have owned five of these computers:
http://arstechnica.com/articles/culture/total-share.ars/1

- The baby-boomer generation (your parents, not mine...my parents were born in the 30's) starts turning 60 this year. The government already takes 1/3 of my paycheck, and thanks to the democrats sabotaging George Bush's social security plan, the theft of my hard-earned money will likely increase, rather than decrease.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orl-boomers0206jan02,0,2366060.story?coll=orl-news-headlines

- See that little box sitting next to your monitor, the one with the four or five green lights that flicker on and off everytime you visit a new webpage? Don't get use to it, because it will soon be a dinosaur. Sometime in the near future, all internet access will be wireless, whether you want it to or not. Our expectations for internet access will be quite similar to how people thought of the radio in the early 20th century. Simply buy a cheap receiver to pick up the signal (a radio in the 1920s, a laptop, desktop or dumby terminal in the 21st century) and you will have high-speed internet access anywhere in the world, completely for free.

Lets extrapolate this concept even further. See that big, glowing box against the wall of your living room? The rectangle that shows moving pictures, and creates sounds that seem to make sense to your brain? It's probably plugged into your wall so that it can receive electrical power, but also has a second cable which sends it a video and audio signal. Well, the cable which runs into your TV has a very limited future. Soon, the signal your TV receives will be completely wireless, and not coincidentally, it will be on the same digitial signal that also feeds your internet connection. Your phone will also lose its wired connection, and its signal will be split from your TV and your internet.

One more stop on our future imagination ride...the computer that you are using right now has a hard-drive in it. That hard-drive contains all the programs you use on your computer. Don't get too cozy with your hard-drive, it won't be around for long. Eventually all computers will be "dumby terminals." Your storage needs will be maintained by large, scary computers (mainframes), at some site far from your home. You will store all your programs, video games, emails, etc in the designated space that a company provides you, and which of course, you pay for. Since all internet access will be wireless, and much faster than it is today, you will have access to all your programs from anywhere in the world. The downside is that you will have to completely trust the company with which you store your e-mails, photos, and other private files.

I mention all this because there are websites already on the internet, which mimic many of these technologies. For example, here is a free website that provides you with a full-functioning word processor. It lets you store your word processor files on their website, so not only do you have access to a word processor from anywhere you have internet access, but you also have access to any of the word processing files you create with this web-based word processor:
http://www.writely.com

The following free website lets you store files on the internet, and you can share them with anyone, at anytime. You can store up to 1.2 gigabytes of stuff. As long as you access the data once every 14 days, it will stay on the internet in perpetuity (or until the company which provides this service gets bought out, or goes belly-up.)
http://www.sendspace.com/

- I have finally found a website that ends my craving for free fonts. The following website has over 6000 fonts! I guarantee you will find some useful fonts:
http://www.dafont.com/en/

- The top 30 facts about Chuck Norris. Dear lord, this guy might take on Kush! (Kush would slaughter him, but it would fun to watch...from a safe distance. Bad language contained in the following link.)
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

- This link is two weeks late, but I wanted to post it anyhow. Thanksgiving turkey WILL NOT make you sleepy. Here's why:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/11/1122_051122_thanksgiving.html

- Is there a more earnest, and more enchanting TV christmas show than "A Charlie Brown Christmas"? This year marks the 40th consecutive year that a major network has broadcast the show. It was the first Charlie Brown TV special, and widely considered the best of the bunch. Personally, I prefer the Halloween special. I would give my right arm to sit in that pumpkin patch with Linus. The Great Pumpkin would appear if I was there. I just know it! Here are five interesting facts about the Charlie Brown Christmas show:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051206/ENT03/512060345/1035/ENT

- Take a look at this picture of the earth at night-time, from several hundred miles in the atmosphere. This picture does a wonderful job of showing which areas of the globe use the most electrical light. I could stare at this picture for hours:
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg

- When I went to high-school and college, kids were just starting to use computers to write their term papers and essays. The first word processors sometimes came bundled with readability software that calculated various readability numbers, like the Gunning Fog index, Flesch Reading Ease, and Flesch-Kincaid numbers. With modern internet technology, you can now check the readability ratings of not only the papers you write on your computer, but also of websites you find on the internet. The following website asks you for an internet address, and will then spit out all of the relevant readability numbers pertaining to that website. Try my website as an example:
http://juicystudio.com/services/readability.php

- Ever use someone else's computer to cruise the net, but they dont have all the bookmarks (links, Favorites, etc.) you need to find the webpages you want? Do you wish you could have your internet links available to you from any computer? There are several websites that will store your bookmarks for you, and make them accessible to you from any computer that has internet access. In fact, you can even share your bookmarks with others using this method. The best website for sharing your bookmarks over the internet is del.icio.us (dont ask me why they chose that name...I havent the foggiest idea.) I have posted several of my bookmarks to del.icio.us, and I hope to have all of them there within the next few days:
http://del.icio.us/Greymarch

- Charles Krauthammer, the syndicated columnist, and one of the leading commentators on the American conservative movement, takes a giant dump on Intelligent Design. Here is the article:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/17/AR2005111701304.html

Update: conservative columnist George Will also trashes Intelligent Design
http://www.townhall.com/opinion/column/georgewill/2005/11/17/175897.html

- On a few occassions, I have thought about playing online Texas-hold em. Lord knows I love to play hold-em, but I simply cannot afford it, and I have always been afraid of collusion at an online, anonymous poker table. Apparently collusion isnt the ugly problem you might think it is. A scarier problem awaits you at an online poker game....there is a good chance you are the only human being playing at the table! The following article explains how people are making money by using computer programs to play online poker for them:
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money-savers/article.html?in_article_id=405333&in_page_id=5

- Google is copying every book ever printed into a database, and letting users search that database. Millions of people freely download music, movies and TV shows from the net. Books can be quickly scanned, and shared across peer-to-peer networks. Is the legal concept of copyright protection coming to an end? The writer of the following article thinks so:
http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20051128/adams_01.shtml

- I almost didnt update my webpage this week. Why bother writing a webpage, when we are all gonna die from the H5N1 Avian Bird flu? So far 62 of 114 people who became infected with the bird flu have died. According to the media, you can extrapolate that number to half the population of the planet dying within the next few months. I figured most of you would be lying in your beds, delirious with fever and wracked with pain from the virus. Who could possibly read a webpage under such conditions? Thankfully, the yellow-dog, left-wing media is completely wrong about the bird flu. You have a better chance of getting hit by a car this year, than you do of dying from the bird flu. The following well-reasoned article will calm your fears:
http://www.fumento.com/disease/flu2005.html

- On the other hand, if the entire state of Ohio suddenly came down with the bird flu, I would personally buy a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken for each and every person living in that rat-pit. That's right...it's Michigan versus Ohio State week, and I am as rabid as ever for this Saturday's game in Ann Arbor. My brother and I bought a bobble-head Bo Schembechler doll, and we set it on top of our television. We talk to it each day, and make sacrifices to it. It keeps us safe, and answers our questions. Strangely though, bobble-head Bo's answer is always the same. No matter what question we ask, it responds with, "run the damn ball!"

The rivalry between Michigan and Ohio dates back to the 1830s. Back then, the border between the two states ran through Toledo. The border was in dispute, and several skirmishes broke out between the two states. A few people died. Ohio was eventually awarded the city of Toledo, and Michigan was given the Upper Peninsula, as a consolation prize for losing the border dispute.

I might seem manic regarding the Michigan/OSU rivalry, but you need to understand where I am coming from. Since my first days on this spinning blue orb, people who are better than me, people who are important to me have taught me that hating Ohio State is righteous. It is good, and it makes you a better person. If Michigan wins this game, my hair-loss will stop, I will make more money at work, women will find me more attractive, and Republicans will make gains in congress during the 2006 election. Read this website to learn the history of what, IMO, is the greatest rivalry in all of sports:
http://www.umich.edu/~bhl/bhl/exhibits/umosu/woodyvbo.htm

- The Xbox 360 comes out next week. I was leaning towards buying one right away, but now I might wait a little while. The bare-bones Xbox 360 doesnt allow you to save games, and it isnt compatible with old Xbox games. The "premium" Xbox 360 package does allow you to save games, and is compatible with most regular Xbox games, but not with several of the games that I own. Here is a FAQ with all the details about the Xbox 360. I will probably buy one eventually. My old Xbox system served me well:
http://features.teamxbox.com/xbox/1245/Xbox-360-FAQs/p1/

- There are consequences to presidential elections. One of the biggest consequences is that a president gets to pick who serves on the supreme court. Most voters realize this, and some even use this principle as the primary reason they vote for a certain presidential candidate. If democrats want a president to appoint moderates or liberals to the bench, then all they have to do is win the presidency.

I like Samuel Alito. He is very conservative, and he should be. President Bush, throughout the 2004 campaign, declared that he would appoint a judicial conservative to the bench, in the mold of Scalia or Thomas. The American people knew this when they went into the voting booths, and they still re-elected George Bush, so they must approve of him picking true-blue conservatives. Alito will get confirmed, but not with as many votes as Roberts. My best guess is that Alito will get 65 votes. Hell, I will take 50 votes (Cheney breaks all ties in the Senate.) A win is a win. The National Review website has a sub-section called Bench Memos, which posts all the information you could possibly want to know about the supreme court:
http://bench.nationalreview.com/

- Last Monday, I did something I had never done before...I bought a lottery ticket! The Powerball lottery is up to 340 million dollars, and I figured spending one dollar on a ticket was a worthwhile investment. I let the computer pick my numbers. Here is an article explaining the odds of winning the powerball. Perhaps I shouldnt start searching for my new summer-home until the lottery is finished.
http://www.durangobill.com/PowerballOdds.html

- Cant get enough online puzzles? Me neither. Here is a link to one of the better Puzzle websites:
http://www.brainbashers.com/puzzles.asp

- Remember in Star Trek 4, when Scotty gives the formula for transparent aluminum to some businessmen? Well, move this technology from the science-fiction category, to the science-fact category:
http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123012131

- The NBA season starts in a few weeks. My beloved Lakers re-signed Phil Jackson, but for some bizarre reason, didnt really add any new talent around Mr. Jackson. I feel that a quality coach can only add about 3 or 4 wins to a team's season. Here are my predictions for the upcoming NBA season:

Western Conference Finals: Spurs over the Rockets in 5.
Eastern Conference Finals: Heat over the Pistons in 6.
NBA Finals: Spurs over the Heat in 6.
Lakers will finish just above .500, and get the 8th spot in the playoffs.

Here are ESPN's NBA power rankings for the 2005-2006 season:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/powerranking?season=2006&week=-1

- Another amazing optical illusion!
http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html